9.21.2006

 

Tab-ku

As we wait for Elder Statesman Ron, our blom Kim, Dr Geoff or Boz to dignify the arrival of DRT, I humbly offer this haiku to honor the day:

Bloginity: GONE
Jolly mime, virtual walls
The Browness ascends

Please offer you own.

# posted by Tim @ 3:47 PM
Comments:
Help, I'm bloking. Heimlich, quick.

Flaming hairball and
Totally Artificial
Beverage, yum yum.
# posted by Blogger Tim : 5:04 PM
 
My favorite Spam-ku from the link in the post title:

Pink beefy temptress
I can no longer remain
Vegetarian

Kim???...
# posted by Blogger Tim : 6:10 PM
 
Thurber Carnival
Directing High School is Hell
Paint the Damn Set Brown
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 6:26 PM
 
Miracle Worker:
I would say "she's dead" but for
Curtain call, Bruno's.
# posted by Blogger Jeff : 6:42 PM
 
Bloggers, please! No more
Poetic distillation:
There's too much to say.
# posted by Blogger Jeff : 6:52 PM
 
Tim, Kim, Ian, Nell,
Joe, Liza, Eric, Ginger,
They all blog too much.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 10:31 PM
 
wow. The Young Ones- The People's Poet. Coo.

My name is Wik, Wik, it's Wik,.... Neil.
# posted by Blogger Ian Gallanar : 10:40 PM
 
I love the episode where Vivian makes a drug to turn people into axe murders, in order to cure people who aren't axe murderers.

"Who has the world's stupidest bottom burp?"
# posted by Blogger The Noogerator : 10:48 PM
 
By the way, people's poet- I've always thought of my name name as a dipthong rather than two syllables.
# posted by Blogger Ian Gallanar : 10:55 PM
 
...and what about Tabishland blog entry as sonnet?
# posted by Blogger Ian Gallanar : 10:56 PM
 
Bruno's Gnocchi, UMM
Pizza Hut gossip is good
Tom's Pizza is square
# posted by Blogger Ginger : 3:01 PM
 
Spackle, drip, spackle
Hhharrrack, goes the masking tape
Behold, edelweiss!
# posted by Blogger Tim : 4:13 PM
 
Aside to the people's poet:

If we didn't blog
Tabishland would be a bore.
We are addicted.
# posted by Blogger Nell : 5:43 PM
 
Blind girls shuffle in
The "visitor" wears kneepads
Hoorah! Standing O!
# posted by Blogger Tim : 6:55 PM
 
Can there be a doubt?
Moon highlight would have to be
Hand in cricket cage
# posted by Blogger Jeff : 6:26 AM
 
Three decades later,
Can it now be admitted?
Rewarding AND fun.
# posted by Blogger Jeff : 6:33 AM
 
Tap-a-tap-tap
Quiet, skinny, little Nell
Writes a murder play
# posted by Blogger Tim : 9:14 AM
 
Young podiatrist
Floats above the well-trod boards,
Crimson abrasion.
# posted by Blogger Tim : 9:19 AM
 
Arab merchant stares,
Try to sing of the city,
But I am speechless.

Whoa! verifard was "---PINO"!!!!
# posted by Blogger Tim : 9:33 AM
 
Yonkers emigres
hit New York City where they
go TBAleau crazy
# posted by Blogger Ian Gallanar : 11:10 AM
 
Memory, sweat drenched,
And covered by cowboy hat,
Yields nothing. Panic.
# posted by Blogger Jeff : 4:04 PM
 
Pretend G-men raid
Tabish's office. He's there.
Remember? Red face.
# posted by Blogger Jeff : 8:56 PM
 
Thompson and Zellum
learned military training
from Lt. Tab?
# posted by Blogger Ian Gallanar : 11:38 PM
 
"He's lying Tully!"
"Son, this is a vice of den!"
Don't laugh on the stage.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 1:05 AM
 
See, this is the problem. You have limited internet access for a few days and suddenly, the world is topsy turvy with Tab-ku and you just don't know how to jump in. I don't know how "Pink beefy temptress" didn't stop the rest of you in your tracks as it is. You guys have some great stuff here.
# posted by Blogger Kimberly Andersen : 9:32 AM
 
Cold, hard alpine rock,
I sing of verklemptitude.
The edelweiss weeps.
# posted by Blogger Tim : 11:19 AM
 
The Captain yields not,
"I shan't take my vows", she thinks.
Nazis scream and spit.
# posted by Blogger Tim : 11:24 AM
 
Suspend disbelief,
Drive the cardboard car onward.
Tears etch white mime grease.
# posted by Blogger Tim : 11:29 AM
 
Rain falls in Blairsville.
The sound of one man clapping.
F**k the curtain call.
# posted by Blogger Tim : 11:38 AM
 
White face, white face, why?
Do you plague me through the years?
Thurber, air band, STOP!
# posted by Blogger Kimberly Andersen : 8:50 PM
 
Adolescent angst
Moves aside for grown-up blog
Why is this set brown?
# posted by Blogger Kimberly Andersen : 8:51 PM
 
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