7.04.2006
Happy 4th!
Happy 4th, everyone! What are all of you doing today?
# posted by Kimberly Andersen @ 12:37 PM 
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"just being away" really is a lot of it. Rehoboth Beach is certainly nice, too! We're having friends over in a little bit, low key but still a celebration, which is nice.
I'm going to watch the Boston Pops/Aerosmith concert tonight and try and pick Emily out in the crowd. Teens have the life, don't they?
Gonna eat that box of Godiva's from Dr. T's party to drown out my P-Offed-ness at my rejected grant.
Plus I get to watch like 4 fireworks displays from MY HOUSE (3 from my porch, 1 from the computer room). Jersey rocks.
Happy 4th youn's--
Plus I get to watch like 4 fireworks displays from MY HOUSE (3 from my porch, 1 from the computer room). Jersey rocks.
Happy 4th youn's--
Meredith and Jane and I mowed 4 acres of yard, the dogs dug up the garden, then Jane and I blogged and checked every hour for comments.
Jane then flew back to TX. Meredith and I drank rum and Cokes. The dogs slept.
N Korea lit off fireworks that blew up.
Bush babbled something around the corner at Ft Bragg.
Jane then flew back to TX. Meredith and I drank rum and Cokes. The dogs slept.
N Korea lit off fireworks that blew up.
Bush babbled something around the corner at Ft Bragg.
We are finally into summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking, as it's the only type of cooking a real man will do, probably because there is some of danger involved.
When a man volunteers to do the BBQ, the following chain of events are put into motion:
1) The woman buys the food.
2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
Here comes the important part:
4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.
Important again:
7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces and brings them to the table.
9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
And most important of all:
10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.
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When a man volunteers to do the BBQ, the following chain of events are put into motion:
1) The woman buys the food.
2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
Here comes the important part:
4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.
Important again:
7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces and brings them to the table.
9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
And most important of all:
10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.
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