Tabishland

This is great, thanks. I esp like the concept that the juicy tomatoes were "asking for it."
 

I like the one labeled 'Mustard'.

BTW, if we were younger, I bet we would have thought of this. Our synapses just aren't firing at the level of young America. What a drag it is getting old....
 

Yeah, but Eric ours would have been so absurd and/or odd that we would think they were hilarious but others would just find them inaccessable and unfunny.

Here are some that I
would haved contributed that would NOT have created an internet sensation::


"Don't look at me, don't you look at me"

"Freedom Ketchup"

"Listen to a story 'bout a man named....ketchup!"

"From the city that brought you iron smelting"

"Um, instead of making rediculous labels for ketchup bottles, why don't you go out and GET A JOB, YOU LOSER!"
 

"Freedom Ketchup." Funny Ian. How 'bout these:

"Kills Germs On Contact"

"Reduces risk of STD by 85% when used as directed"

"Whoa. Who dresses you? A blind hippy?"

"My eyes are up here"
 

My eyes are up here was awesome.

How about "what are lookin' for? There ain't no parve symbol here, buddy."
 

"Spleenade"