Tabishland

My sources (google) tell me she was born on Feb. 14, 1959, which means if you act fast, you could double dip and take her out for her birthday and Valentine's Day. Gift? Heart-shaped Terrible Towel.
 

Nell, can you get on this, please? We could get rich with heart-shaped terrible towels on Valentines Day.

I didn't realize Renne Fleming was from Indiana. Damn it. Why can't that town make ME famous?
 

Parents were grad students at IUP.

I think Rob Baird (IHS '77, Stereophile editor) knows her; there's your in...
 

link to Rob:
http://www.stereophile.com/recordingofthemonth/605rotm/
 

Can someone photo-shop Ian's head onto Elvis Costello (keeping the hat, of course) so that the banner then makes more sense (the "me" part)? Then, ideally, add two big plates of pasta and some wine on a table between them. Renee's arm could then be resituated to show her raising the terrible towel she has just received as gift. BTW, If you google "Renee Fleming and Me" you get a few hits, and this one is already at the top.
 

Yeah, but who the hell would google "Renee Fleming and me?" I think we have to start titling things that are "hitable" to give us more air play.
 

But will all this photoshopping and re-titling get me any closer to dating her? Look, I've got a $25 gift card for the Red Lobster that's burning a whole in my pocket.

Oh wait, that's not a gift card....
 

Careful with that wallet. You never know what may fall out of it.