Tabishland

I was cleaning out a desk drawer when I found this "Top 10" list. I cut it out of the Pittsburgh Post Gazette about a million years ago. Somewhere in my sub-conscious, I must have known the perfect time to share it would come along one day. That day is now, and the perfect people (who love silly things) to share it with are you. Which is your favorite?

1. Salmon Rushdie.
2. Tim Salmon.
3. Salmon Dave.
4. Salmon Legree.
5. Richard Salmons.
6. Salmon Ella.
7. Salmon Signoret.
8. Salmon Chanted Evening.
9. Song of Salmon.
10. Salmon to Watch Over Me.

-Post Gazette staff writer
Ron Weiskind