3.07.2007

 

This Guy Grew a Really Large Green Pumpkin


It's abnormally large, wouldn't you agree?

Comments:
It's also abnormally shaped.
 
COW barns, Gracie. Good heavens. And let's hope there was nothing like that . Whew!
 
Looks more like a squash to me.
 
Possibly even a gourd.
 
In a way, it could also be a very large, unripened California Raisin. But then it would be a grape, right?

Hmmm....
 
But have you noticed how large it is? I mean, it's huge!
 
Yes. Quite big. Ian. We noticed.
 
It's size is worthy of a prize.
 
...if you know what I mean...
 
I didn't mean THAT!
 
I just can't get over it.
 
You know Ian, they have special seeds that grow into those gigantic pumpkins. And way out here in the country, there are special "techniques" for enhancing the growth of said pumpkins. I'm privy to one or two of them. IF you're interested.
 
Yeah, I bought into that "magic seeds" idea once and it fucked up my life forever. I'm sorry, did I say "fucked" on the blog?

Hey look everyone, that guy's doing something!
 
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