Tabishland

They say Mr. Ron Jenkins was seen near my school last Friday and Saturday, appearing as a high school director in an all-state theater festival held at the famed "Prairie Acropolis," a.k.a. Krannert Center for the Performing Arts.

They say his group performed "The Complete Works of William Shakespeare" to a crowd of 1000. Jenkins claimed that, owing to the fact that they had only three actors, it was "abridged" and billed a "comedy," even though I seem to recall that Shakespeare did some sad shows like that one Gallanar did about that old guy where a bunch of people get killed.

I, unfortunately, was not eyewitness to any of this, as the Jenkins paparazzi entourage was unbelievable, but there is one thing I feel it is my solemn duty to report to the blog: There were hundreds of high-school drama kids milling around the area on those days, and they appeared to be having lots of FUN.