Tabishland

Here's my dilemma. My husband makes a hobby of torturing telemarketers (I highly object to this - as a struggling actor in the city about 1,000,000 years ago, I had a job trying to give people a "free" week-end in the Poconos. Anyway.) I'm honestly not sure he wouldn't try something like this, but it's too funny not to pass along. Joe, where do you find this stuff?
 

I have a growing horde of current and former students who daily pass along things they think will amuse me. And I pass those along to you.